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Post by H2IZCOOL on Oct 25, 2010 7:57:51 GMT -5
Have a great birthday, Joe!! Ooh -- this is one of those "big" ones, I see! Welcome to AARP eligibility! ;D  |
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Post by jpkansas on Oct 25, 2010 8:30:09 GMT -5
Thanks, Ed. I'm still waiting for my AARP card. In keeping with the musical theme here and my 50th birthday, here are some song titles that have been revised to fit the occasion. ;D
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
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Post by m c dornan on Oct 25, 2010 19:42:54 GMT -5
Well happy birthday to you! |
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Post by jpkansas on Oct 25, 2010 20:45:58 GMT -5
Well happy birthday to you! Thanks, MC.  |
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Post by Ken on Oct 25, 2010 21:59:01 GMT -5
Hi Joe, Happy Birthday!!  |
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Post by dave910 on Oct 25, 2010 23:57:17 GMT -5
JP, have a blast!
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Post by jpkansas on Oct 26, 2010 10:49:52 GMT -5
Hi Joe, Happy Birthday!! Thanks, Ken.  |
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Post by jpkansas on Oct 26, 2010 10:50:18 GMT -5
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Post by Jughead on Oct 26, 2010 21:42:07 GMT -5
Glad you had a great day!
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Post by m c dornan on Oct 26, 2010 21:48:36 GMT -5
I tried to join AARP. They said I was too old...  |
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Post by jpkansas on Oct 27, 2010 17:13:57 GMT -5
Glad you had a great day! Thanks, Juggie. |
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