Misheard Song Lyric Of The Day (8/13)

[Railyn]

This one holds the record on the website I retrieve these from as the most misunderstood and funniest misunderstandings:

And Bogart Mozart was checkin' out the water to see if it was safe outside
And little early birdie gave my English girl a whirlie.
I was blinded when I wiped
Wrapped up like a douche
Another roamer in the night.

Have at it!

[SAT-I need more room!!]

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!!!!

You can here "duece" in Bruce's version, but MMEB's definitely sounds like douche!

[Railyn]

SAT-The said:

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!!!!

You can here "duece" in Bruce's version, but MMEB's definitely sounds like douche!

Way to go Sat!

The correct lyrics are:

And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather charts see if it was safe outside
Little early birdie came by in his curly whirly.
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
another runner in the night


There was a TON of funny ones for this song.

[H2IZCOOL]

Y'know, the misheard lyrics make at least as much sense as the real ones.