HOLY CRAP! It's back-the return of the Sh!t list!!

[SAT-I need more room!!]

This was a big success and lots of people had fun with it over on YL the first time I did it. So yesterday after I posted the Pldaxgfrisjb list, I thought I would revisit this list!

Here are some I came up with:

She Thinks I Still Shit-Elvis
(Don't Fear) The Shit-Blue Oyster Cult
You Don't Know What You've Shit-Ral Donner
Wearin' That Shit on Look-Elvis
My Favorite Shit-Sheryl Crow
I Write the Shit-Barry Manilow
In My Daughter's Shit-Martina McBride
Since I've Been Loving Shit-Led Zeppelin
There's More to Shit Than You-Jessica Andrews
Feeling That Shit/Anytime-Journey
Bad Shit Rising-Creedence Clearwater Revival
I'm the Shit-Van Halen
This Shit's For You-Barry Manilow
All I Need is a Shit-Mike & the Mechanics
Everything You Shit-Steely Dan
Somebody's Watching Shit-Rockwell
Breaking Shit in Two-Joe Jackson
I Got the Shit in Me-Kiki Dee
Disposable Shit-Metallica
Shit So Bad-Little Anthony & the Imperials
Shit So Good-John Cougar
Do You Remember Rock-n-Roll Shit?-Ramones
Shit in the Park-Chicago
Ready to Shit-Dixie Chicks
Shit House-Commadores
Shit Stinks-J.Geils Band
Nowadays Clancy Can't Even Shit-Buffalo Springfield
All the Things She Shit-Simple Minds
When a Man Loves a Shit-Percy Sledge
Closer to Shit-Bo Deans
Ready For Shit-Bad Company
Don't Fall in Shit with a Dreamer-Kenny Rogers & Kim Carnes

and my 3 favorites-

All I Have to Do is Shit-Everly Brothers
You Shit Too Much-Joe Jones
I Shit Myself-Divinyls

What makes that last one so much funnier is when you remember the line before is "When I think about you...."


Come up with some good ones!!

[H2IZCOOL]

LMAO.

I don't think I saw it on YL.

- But you forgot Otis Redding's classic Shittin' on the Dock of the Bay

[SAT-I need more room!!]

H2IZCOOL said:

LMAO.

I don't think I saw it on YL.

- But you forgot Otis Redding's classic Shittin' on the Dock of the Bay

It was a riot!

But H2-I was counting on you coming up with MUCH more than one!

[H2IZCOOL]

SAT-Sissy's said:

It was a riot!

But H2-I was counting on you coming up with MUCH more than one!

Yeah. I know - but that was a knee-jerk reaction. I had to think a bit.

OK Here's some more.

Could It Be I'm Falling in Shit - The Spinners
Can't Help Falling In Shit - Elvis Presley
Shit On Me - Bill Withers (or if you prefer, Club Nuveau - you know, the one that goes "We Be Shittin' ")
Pretty Shit - Roy Orbison
Oh, Pretty Shit - Roy Again
Shitgun - Junior Walker and the All Stars
I Shit The Sheriff - Eric Clapton
Only Women Shit - Alice Cooper
A Little Bit Of Shit - The Music Explosion
Shit Bites - Def Leppard
Can't You See Me Shit - New Colony Six
Make Me Shit - Chicago
Don't Make Me Shit - Dionne Warwick
You Make Me Feel Like Shitting - Leo Sayer
Pieces of Shit - Three Dog Night
I Am Shit - Helen Reddy

BTW, my former entry Shitting on the Dock of the Bay would be more appropriately done by the group A Flock of Seagulls ;D

[Dawn]

LOL!

I Can't Shit - Nu Shooz
How Do You Shit - Mouth & MacNeal
How Deep is Your Shit - Bee Gees
Is This Shit - Whitesnake
Slippin' Into Shit - War
Stop Draggin' My Shit Around - Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty
Let Him Shit - Animotion
Ready to Take a Shit Again - Barry Manilow
Shit on the Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
Falling in Shit (Uh-Oh) - Miami Sound Machine
Don't Mess With Shit - Marvelettes
Mountain of Shit - Johnny Rivers

[djdave]

What does my computer do??!!! <
It erased my post again, just like my CRAZY list on Wed.!

Shitting bear-Johnny Preston
I want to hold your shit-Beatles
Shit! In the name of love-Supremes
Shit!-Beatles
Holy shit-Lee Dorsey
Brand new shit-Melanie
Shit like an eagle-Steve Miller
Hopelessly in love with shit-ONJ

And some modern day ones:
Shit! I did it again-Britney
Who let the shit out-Baha Men (farting sounds instead of dogs woofing)
Shittylicious-Destiny's Child
Hot in shit-Nelly
Shit yourself-Eminem

and of course...
In da shit-50 Cent

[Ken]

This is hilarious!! I remember when we did this at YL!

Here I go

Don't Let Me Shit - The Beatles
Got To Shit - KISS
Killer Shit - Queen
Knee Deep in Shit - Klaatu
Shit , Shit , Shit - The Byrds
It Must Be Shit - Madness
Shit All Over - The Dave Clark 5

[SAT-I need more room!!]

Dawn said:

LOL!

Ready to Take a Shit Again - Barry Manilow

Falling in Shit (Uh-Oh) - Miami Sound Machine

Barry's is one of the best!! LOL!!

And the MSM one is great because of the (Uh-Oh) in the title!!

[kathyb]

Well let's see...

You Can Shit While I Drive (Or...You Can Sleep While I Shit)--Melissa Etheridge
Living in the Shit--Jethro Tull
Hit Me With Your Best Shit--Pat Benatar
You Better Shit--Pat Benatar
The Longest Shit--Billy Joel
Crocodile Shit--Elton John
Your Mama Don't Shit--Loggins and Messina
What About Shit--Heart
Harden My Shit--Quarterflash
Everybody Shits--REM
I Woke Up in Shit This Morning--Partridge Family
Up to My Ears in Shit--Alan Jackson
Best of My Shit--The Eagles
Stand By Your Shit--Tammy Wynette
You Decorated My Shit--Kenny Rogers
Tracks of My Shit--Smokey Robinson/Miracles
Born to Shit--Bruce Springsteen

[Cool Hand Logan]

Let me throw my two shits in.

I Am A Shit - Simon & Garfunkel
I Just Want To Shit - Rare Earth
I Want To Know What Shit Is - Foreigner
Love To Shit You Baby - Donna Summer
Shitty Days & Mondays - The Carpenters
She's A Shit - The Tubes
Since I Don't Have Shit - The Skyliners
The Ultimate Shit - Ozzy Osbourne
Shit In A Bottle - Jim Croce
Walking In Shit - The Blackbyrds

[Triple J]

I was just thinking about this the other day! Here we go again! Are you ready?

Absolute Shit - David Bowie
Addicted To Shit - Robert Palmer
After The Shit Has Fallen - Sting
Ain't That A Shit - Fats Domino
All For Shit - Bryan Adams/Rod Stewart/Sting
All My Shit - Beatles
All Of Your Shit - Monkees
All She Wants To Do Is Shit - Don Henley
All The King's Shit - Monkees
All The Shit In The World - The Outfield
All The Young Shits - Mott The Hoople
All This Shit - Sting
All You Need Is Shit - Beatles
American Shit - Don McLean
And Your Bird Can Shit - Beatles
Annie Get Your Shit - Squeeze
Another Day In Shit - Phil Collins
Another Shit - Paul McCartney
Baby I Need Your Shit - Four Tops
Back In The Shit Life Again - Steve Winwood
Big Shit - Billy Joel
Boys Keep Shitting - David Bowie
Brown Shit - Rolling Stones
Burning Shit - Elvis Presley
Can't Buy Me Shit - Beatles
Can't Get Enough Of Your Shit - Barry White
Can't Stay Away From Shit - Miami Sound Machine
Can't Stop This Shit We Started - Bryan Adams
Cold Shit - John Lennon
Crazy For Shit - Madonna
Da Ya Think I'm Shitty - Rod Stewart
Dead Man Shitting - Bruce Springsteen
Do They Know It's Shit? - Band Aid
Do You Believe In Shit - Huey Lewis & The News
Do You Love Shit - The Contours
Don't Ask Me Shit - Billy Joel
Don't Rush Shit - Taylor Dayne
Don't Shit - No Doubt
Don't Shit Around Here No More - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Don't Shit So Close To Me - The Police
Don't Wanna Fall In Shit - Jane Child
Drops Of Shit - Train
Eat Shit - Weird Al Yankovic
Endless Shit - Diana Ross & Lionel Richie
Enjoy The Shit - Depeche Mode
Eternal Shit - The Bangles
Everlasting Shit - Howard Jones
Every Shit You Take - The Police
Everything I Do I Do It For Shit - Bryan Adams
Flaming Shit - Paul McCartney
Good Shit - Fine Young Cannibals
Green Shit - Booker T. & The MG's
A Hard Day's Shit - Beatles
Help Me Shit - Beach Boys
Here Comes The Shit Again - Eurythmics
High On Shit - Survivor
Hold My Shit - Hootie & The Blowfish
Holding Back The Shit - Simply Red
Hot Shit - Rod Stewart
How Can I Shit - Breathe
Human Shit - Bruce Springsteen
I Can Dream About Shit - Dan Hartman
I Can Shit Clearly Now - Johnny Nash
I Can Shit For Miles - The Who
I Can't Shit - Genesis
I Can't Tell You Shit - The Eagles
I Don't Shit Anymore - Phil Collins
I Don't Shit At All - Bourgeois Tagge
I Don't Think You Know Shit - The Monkees
I Don't Wanna Go On With Shit Like That - Elton John
I Don't Want To Shit - Paula Cole
I Don't Want Your Shit - Duran Duran
I Got Shit - Split Enz
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Shit - Elton John
I Just Shit In Your Arms - Cutting Crew
I Love Shit - Martina McBride
I Saw Her Shitting There - Beatles
I Shit Again - Phil Collins
I Shit All Night - Cyndi Lauper
I Shit Alone - George Thorogood & The Destroyers
I Shit Around - Beach Boys
I Shit With You - Modern English
I Will Remember Shit - Sarah McLachlan
If It Makes You Shit - Sheryl Crow
I'll Shit Instead - Beatles
Illegal Shit - Genesis
I'm Afraid Of Shit - David Bowie
I'm Happy Just To Shit With You - Beatles
I'm Only Shitting - Beatles
I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Shitting - Sting
I'm Still Shitting - Elton John
Instant Shit - John Lennon
It's Only Shit - Bryan Adams/Tina Turner
It's Probably Shit - Sting
It's Raining Shit - The Weathergirls
I've Been In Shit Before - Cutting Crew
I've Been Thinking About Shit - Londonbeat
Jessie's Shit - Rick Springfield
Junior's Shit - Wings
Keep On Loving Shit - REO Speedwagon
Keep Your Shit To Yourself - Georgia Satellites
King Of Shit - The Police
Learning To Shit - Pink Floyd
Let Her Shit - Hootie & The Blowfish
Let's Go Shit - Prince
Let's Shit Together - Tina Turner
Little Shit - Fleetwood Mac
Living In Shit - James Brown
Love Is Like A Shit - Donnie Iris
Lucky Shit - Madonna
Mad About Shit - Belinda Carlisle
Magic Shit - The Who
Mama Told Me Not To Shit - Three Dog Night
Mary Jane's Last Shit - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
A Matter Of Shit - Billy Joel
Modern Shit - David Bowie
Money For Shit OR Shit For Nothing - Dire Straits
Monster Shit - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
Morning Shit - Sheena Easton
My Baby Loves Shit - White Plains
New Age Shit - Deadeye Dick
The Next Time I Shit - Peter Cetera/Amy Grant
No Shit - Michael Penn
Oh Shit - Steve Perry
The Old Shit Down The Road - John Fogerty
One Good Shit - Peter Cetera
One Lonely Shit - REO Speedwagon
One More Shit - Phil Collins
One Shit Leads To Another - The Fixx
Ooh Ooh Shit - Pat Benatar
Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Shit) - Pet Shop Boys
Ordinary Shit - Duran Duran
Owner Of A Shitty Heart - Yes
People Are Shit - Depeche Mode
Perfect Shit - Scritti Politti
Pictures Of Shit - The Who
Planet Shit - Duran Duran
Pour Some Shit On Me - Def Leppard
The Power Of Shit - Celine Dion
Saturday Night's Alright For Shitting - Elton John
The Shape Of My Shit - Sting
She Blinded Me With Shit - Thomas Dolby
She Loves Shit - Beatles
Shit Around The World - Lisa Stansfield
Shit As A Weapon - Pat Benatar
Shit At Midnight - Honeydrippers
Shit Before I Die - Robbie Williams
Shit City - Jan & Dean
Shit Don't Come Easy - Ringo Starr
The Shit From New York City - Manhattan Transfer
The Shit I Love - R.E.M.
Shit In A Lifetime - Talking Heads
Shit In My Pocket - Alanis Morissette
The Shit Inside The Man - Tom Cochrane & Red Rider
Shit In The Evening - Paul Simon
Shit In The Morning - Robert Palmer
Shit In The Sand - Belinda Carlisle
Shit In The USA - Bruce Springsteen
Shit Is Forever - Arcadia
The Shit Is Over - Survivor
Shit Is The Seventh Wave - Sting
Shit Like A Man - Frankie Valli & The 4 Seasons
Shit Like An Egyptian - The Bangles
The Shit Must Go On - Three Dog Night
Shit Naturally - Beatles
The Shit Of Summer - Don Henley
Shit Of The Moment - Asia
Shit Of The Tiger - Survivor
Shit On Fire - Bryan Adams
Shit On My Mind - Willie Nelson
Shit On The Corner - Genesis
The Shit On The Hill - Beatles
Shit On The Roof - The Drifters
Shit On The Soles Of Her Shoes - Paul Simon
Shit Through The Night - Cyndi Lauper
Shit To The World - Three Dog Night
Shit Too Deep - Genesis
The Shit We Do For Love - 10cc
Shit Will Happen - Elvis Costello
Shittier Than The Rest - Bruce Springsteen
Shitting By The Pool - Dire Straits
Shitting In The Dark - Bruce Springsteen
Shitting In The Dirt - Peter Gabriel
Shitting In The Street - Martha & The Vandellas
Shitting In Your Sleep - The Romantics
Shitting On The Moon - The Police
Shitting With Myself - Billy Idol
Shitting With Tears In My Eyes - Ultravox
Shitty Days - Pratt & McClain
Shitty Garden - Elton John
Shitty Girlfriend - The Monkees
Shitty Kind Of Love - Phil Collins
Shitty Laundry - Don Henley
Shitty Love Songs - Wings
Shitty Ol' Night - John Mellencamp
Should I Shit Or Should I Go - The Clash
Sidewalk Shittin' - Jan & Dean
So Shitty - The Police
Some Guys Have All The Shit - Rod Stewart
Stop And Take The Time To Smell The Shit - Ringo Starr
Stray Cat Shit - Stray Cats
Stuck With Shit - Huey Lewis & The News
Sunday Shitty Sunday - U2
Take A Giant Shit - The Monkees
That Shit You Do - The Wonders
That's What Shit Is For - Amy Grant
Things Can Only Get Shittier - Howard Jones
Too Much Shit On My Hands - Styx
Wake Me Up Before You Shit - Wham!
We're Not Gonna Take Shit - Twisted Sister
What Have I Done To Deserve Shit? - Pet Shop Boys/Dusty Springfield
What's Love Got To Do With Shit - Tina Turner
When Doves Shit - Prince
Who Will Save Your Shit - Jewel
Why Can't I Have Shit - The Cars
Working Class Shit - John Lennon
You Ain't Seen Shit Yet - Bachman Turner Overdrive
You Belong To The Shitty - Glenn Frey
You Can't Do Shit - Beatles
You Can't Hurry Shit - Phil Collins
You Don't Know How Shit Feels - Tom Petty
You Don't Know Shit - Ray Charles
You Don't Own Shit - Lesley Gore
You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Shit - Beastie Boys
You Make Me Feel Like Shit - Leo Sayer (funnier than "Shitting")
You Should Be Shitting - Bee Gees
You Wear Shit Well - Rod Stewart
Your Mother Should Shit - Beatles
You've Got To Hide Your Shit Away - Beatles

OMG that was fun!

[SAT-I need more room!!]

TripleJ said:

I was just thinking about this the other day! Here we go again! Are you ready?

Absolute Shit - David Bowie
Addicted To Shit - Robert Palmer
After The Shit Has Fallen - Sting
Ain't That A Shit - Fats Domino
All For Shit - Bryan Adams/Rod Stewart/Sting
All My Shit - Beatles
All Of Your Shit - Monkees
All She Wants To Do Is Shit - Don Henley
All The King's Shit - Monkees
All The Shit In The World - The Outfield
All The Young Shits - Mott The Hoople
All This Shit - Sting
All You Need Is Shit - Beatles
American Shit - Don McLean
And Your Bird Can Shit - Beatles
Annie Get Your Shit - Squeeze
Another Day In Shit - Phil Collins
Another Shit - Paul McCartney
Baby I Need Your Shit - Four Tops
Back In The Shit Life Again - Steve Winwood
Big Shit - Billy Joel
Boys Keep Shitting - David Bowie
Brown Shit - Rolling Stones
Burning Shit - Elvis Presley
Can't Buy Me Shit - Beatles
Can't Get Enough Of Your Shit - Barry White
Can't Stay Away From Shit - Miami Sound Machine
Can't Stop This Shit We Started - Bryan Adams
Cold Shit - John Lennon
Crazy For Shit - Madonna
Da Ya Think I'm Shitty - Rod Stewart
Dead Man Shitting - Bruce Springsteen
Do They Know It's Shit? - Band Aid
Do You Believe In Shit - Huey Lewis & The News
Do You Love Shit - The Contours
Don't Ask Me Shit - Billy Joel
Don't Rush Shit - Taylor Dayne
Don't Shit - No Doubt
Don't Shit Around Here No More - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Don't Shit So Close To Me - The Police
Don't Wanna Fall In Shit - Jane Child
Drops Of Shit - Train
Eat Shit - Weird Al Yankovic
Endless Shit - Diana Ross & Lionel Richie
Enjoy The Shit - Depeche Mode
Eternal Shit - The Bangles
Everlasting Shit - Howard Jones
Every Shit You Take - The Police
Everything I Do I Do It For Shit - Bryan Adams
Flaming Shit - Paul McCartney
Good Shit - Fine Young Cannibals
Green Shit - Booker T. & The MG's
A Hard Day's Shit - Beatles
Help Me Shit - Beach Boys
Here Comes The Shit Again - Eurythmics
High On Shit - Survivor
Hold My Shit - Hootie & The Blowfish
Holding Back The Shit - Simply Red
Hot Shit - Rod Stewart
How Can I Shit - Breathe
Human Shit - Bruce Springsteen
I Can Dream About Shit - Dan Hartman
I Can Shit Clearly Now - Johnny Nash
I Can Shit For Miles - The Who
I Can't Shit - Genesis
I Can't Tell You Shit - The Eagles
I Don't Shit Anymore - Phil Collins
I Don't Shit At All - Bourgeois Tagge
I Don't Think You Know Shit - The Monkees
I Don't Wanna Go On With Shit Like That - Elton John
I Don't Want To Shit - Paula Cole
I Don't Want Your Shit - Duran Duran
I Got Shit - Split Enz
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Shit - Elton John
I Just Shit In Your Arms - Cutting Crew
I Love Shit - Martina McBride
I Saw Her Shitting There - Beatles
I Shit Again - Phil Collins
I Shit All Night - Cyndi Lauper
I Shit Alone - George Thorogood & The Destroyers
I Shit Around - Beach Boys
I Shit With You - Modern English
I Will Remember Shit - Sarah McLachlan
If It Makes You Shit - Sheryl Crow
I'll Shit Instead - Beatles
Illegal Shit - Genesis
I'm Afraid Of Shit - David Bowie
I'm Happy Just To Shit With You - Beatles
I'm Only Shitting - Beatles
I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Shitting - Sting
I'm Still Shitting - Elton John
Instant Shit - John Lennon
It's Only Shit - Bryan Adams/Tina Turner
It's Probably Shit - Sting
It's Raining Shit - The Weathergirls
I've Been In Shit Before - Cutting Crew
I've Been Thinking About Shit - Londonbeat
Jessie's Shit - Rick Springfield
Junior's Shit - Wings
Keep On Loving Shit - REO Speedwagon
Keep Your Shit To Yourself - Georgia Satellites
King Of Shit - The Police
Learning To Shit - Pink Floyd
Let Her Shit - Hootie & The Blowfish
Let's Go Shit - Prince
Let's Shit Together - Tina Turner
Little Shit - Fleetwood Mac
Living In Shit - James Brown
Love Is Like A Shit - Donnie Iris
Lucky Shit - Madonna
Mad About Shit - Belinda Carlisle
Magic Shit - The Who
Mama Told Me Not To Shit - Three Dog Night
Mary Jane's Last Shit - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
A Matter Of Shit - Billy Joel
Modern Shit - David Bowie
Money For Shit OR Shit For Nothing - Dire Straits
Monster Shit - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
Morning Shit - Sheena Easton
My Baby Loves Shit - White Plains
New Age Shit - Deadeye Dick
The Next Time I Shit - Peter Cetera/Amy Grant
No Shit - Michael Penn
Oh Shit - Steve Perry
The Old Shit Down The Road - John Fogerty
One Good Shit - Peter Cetera
One Lonely Shit - REO Speedwagon
One More Shit - Phil Collins
One Shit Leads To Another - The Fixx
Ooh Ooh Shit - Pat Benatar
Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Shit) - Pet Shop Boys
Ordinary Shit - Duran Duran
Owner Of A Shitty Heart - Yes
People Are Shit - Depeche Mode
Perfect Shit - Scritti Politti
Pictures Of Shit - The Who
Planet Shit - Duran Duran
Pour Some Shit On Me - Def Leppard
The Power Of Shit - Celine Dion
Saturday Night's Alright For Shitting - Elton John
The Shape Of My Shit - Sting
She Blinded Me With Shit - Thomas Dolby
She Loves Shit - Beatles
Shit Around The World - Lisa Stansfield
Shit As A Weapon - Pat Benatar
Shit At Midnight - Honeydrippers
Shit Before I Die - Robbie Williams
Shit City - Jan & Dean
Shit Don't Come Easy - Ringo Starr
The Shit From New York City - Manhattan Transfer
The Shit I Love - R.E.M.
Shit In A Lifetime - Talking Heads
Shit In My Pocket - Alanis Morissette
The Shit Inside The Man - Tom Cochrane & Red Rider
Shit In The Evening - Paul Simon
Shit In The Morning - Robert Palmer
Shit In The Sand - Belinda Carlisle
Shit In The USA - Bruce Springsteen
Shit Is Forever - Arcadia
The Shit Is Over - Survivor
Shit Is The Seventh Wave - Sting
Shit Like A Man - Frankie Valli & The 4 Seasons
Shit Like An Egyptian - The Bangles
The Shit Must Go On - Three Dog Night
Shit Naturally - Beatles
The Shit Of Summer - Don Henley
Shit Of The Moment - Asia
Shit Of The Tiger - Survivor
Shit On Fire - Bryan Adams
Shit On My Mind - Willie Nelson
Shit On The Corner - Genesis
The Shit On The Hill - Beatles
Shit On The Roof - The Drifters
Shit On The Soles Of Her Shoes - Paul Simon
Shit Through The Night - Cyndi Lauper
Shit To The World - Three Dog Night
Shit Too Deep - Genesis
The Shit We Do For Love - 10cc
Shit Will Happen - Elvis Costello
Shittier Than The Rest - Bruce Springsteen
Shitting By The Pool - Dire Straits
Shitting In The Dark - Bruce Springsteen
Shitting In The Dirt - Peter Gabriel
Shitting In The Street - Martha & The Vandellas
Shitting In Your Sleep - The Romantics
Shitting On The Moon - The Police
Shitting With Myself - Billy Idol
Shitting With Tears In My Eyes - Ultravox
Shitty Days - Pratt & McClain
Shitty Garden - Elton John
Shitty Girlfriend - The Monkees
Shitty Kind Of Love - Phil Collins
Shitty Laundry - Don Henley
Shitty Love Songs - Wings
Shitty Ol' Night - John Mellencamp
Should I Shit Or Should I Go - The Clash
Sidewalk Shittin' - Jan & Dean
So Shitty - The Police
Some Guys Have All The Shit - Rod Stewart
Stop And Take The Time To Smell The Shit - Ringo Starr
Stray Cat Shit - Stray Cats
Stuck With Shit - Huey Lewis & The News
Sunday Shitty Sunday - U2
Take A Giant Shit - The Monkees
That Shit You Do - The Wonders
That's What Shit Is For - Amy Grant
Things Can Only Get Shittier - Howard Jones
Too Much Shit On My Hands - Styx
Wake Me Up Before You Shit - Wham!
We're Not Gonna Take Shit - Twisted Sister
What Have I Done To Deserve Shit? - Pet Shop Boys/Dusty Springfield
What's Love Got To Do With Shit - Tina Turner
When Doves Shit - Prince
Who Will Save Your Shit - Jewel
Why Can't I Have Shit - The Cars
Working Class Shit - John Lennon
You Ain't Seen Shit Yet - Bachman Turner Overdrive
You Belong To The Shitty - Glenn Frey
You Can't Do Shit - Beatles
You Can't Hurry Shit - Phil Collins
You Don't Know How Shit Feels - Tom Petty
You Don't Know Shit - Ray Charles
You Don't Own Shit - Lesley Gore
You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Shit - Beastie Boys
You Make Me Feel Like Shit - Leo Sayer (funnier than "Shitting")
You Should Be Shitting - Bee Gees
You Wear Shit Well - Rod Stewart
Your Mother Should Shit - Beatles
You've Got To Hide Your Shit Away - Beatles

OMG that was fun!

LMAO!!!! I forgot, you were the one with the mammoth list over on YL!!

And thanks for including Martina on your list! Especially since I Love You is a song title done by several different artists!

[Triple J]

SAT-Sissy's said:

LMAO!!!! I forgot, you were the one with the mammoth list over on YL!!

Yeah, I have a list of song titles that I kept updating since I was a kid, so I took 'em from that.

SAT-Sissy's said:

And thanks for including Martina on your list! Especially since I Love You is a song title done by several different artists!

Hee-hee! I knew you'd like that one.

[lora]

TripleJ said:

I was just thinking about this the other day! Here we go again! Are you ready?

Absolute Shit - David Bowie
Addicted To Shit - Robert Palmer
After The Shit Has Fallen - Sting
Ain't That A Shit - Fats Domino
All For Shit - Bryan Adams/Rod Stewart/Sting
All My Shit - Beatles
All Of Your Shit - Monkees
All She Wants To Do Is Shit - Don Henley
All The King's Shit - Monkees
All The Shit In The World - The Outfield
All The Young Shits - Mott The Hoople
All This Shit - Sting
All You Need Is Shit - Beatles
American Shit - Don McLean
And Your Bird Can Shit - Beatles
Annie Get Your Shit - Squeeze
Another Day In Shit - Phil Collins
Another Shit - Paul McCartney
Baby I Need Your Shit - Four Tops
Back In The Shit Life Again - Steve Winwood
Big Shit - Billy Joel
Boys Keep Shitting - David Bowie
Brown Shit - Rolling Stones
Burning Shit - Elvis Presley
Can't Buy Me Shit - Beatles
Can't Get Enough Of Your Shit - Barry White
Can't Stay Away From Shit - Miami Sound Machine
Can't Stop This Shit We Started - Bryan Adams
Cold Shit - John Lennon
Crazy For Shit - Madonna
Da Ya Think I'm Shitty - Rod Stewart
Dead Man Shitting - Bruce Springsteen
Do They Know It's Shit? - Band Aid
Do You Believe In Shit - Huey Lewis & The News
Do You Love Shit - The Contours
Don't Ask Me Shit - Billy Joel
Don't Rush Shit - Taylor Dayne
Don't Shit - No Doubt
Don't Shit Around Here No More - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Don't Shit So Close To Me - The Police
Don't Wanna Fall In Shit - Jane Child
Drops Of Shit - Train
Eat Shit - Weird Al Yankovic
Endless Shit - Diana Ross & Lionel Richie
Enjoy The Shit - Depeche Mode
Eternal Shit - The Bangles
Everlasting Shit - Howard Jones
Every Shit You Take - The Police
Everything I Do I Do It For Shit - Bryan Adams
Flaming Shit - Paul McCartney
Good Shit - Fine Young Cannibals
Green Shit - Booker T. & The MG's
A Hard Day's Shit - Beatles
Help Me Shit - Beach Boys
Here Comes The Shit Again - Eurythmics
High On Shit - Survivor
Hold My Shit - Hootie & The Blowfish
Holding Back The Shit - Simply Red
Hot Shit - Rod Stewart
How Can I Shit - Breathe
Human Shit - Bruce Springsteen
I Can Dream About Shit - Dan Hartman
I Can Shit Clearly Now - Johnny Nash
I Can Shit For Miles - The Who
I Can't Shit - Genesis
I Can't Tell You Shit - The Eagles
I Don't Shit Anymore - Phil Collins
I Don't Shit At All - Bourgeois Tagge
I Don't Think You Know Shit - The Monkees
I Don't Wanna Go On With Shit Like That - Elton John
I Don't Want To Shit - Paula Cole
I Don't Want Your Shit - Duran Duran
I Got Shit - Split Enz
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Shit - Elton John
I Just Shit In Your Arms - Cutting Crew
I Love Shit - Martina McBride
I Saw Her Shitting There - Beatles
I Shit Again - Phil Collins
I Shit All Night - Cyndi Lauper
I Shit Alone - George Thorogood & The Destroyers
I Shit Around - Beach Boys
I Shit With You - Modern English
I Will Remember Shit - Sarah McLachlan
If It Makes You Shit - Sheryl Crow
I'll Shit Instead - Beatles
Illegal Shit - Genesis
I'm Afraid Of Shit - David Bowie
I'm Happy Just To Shit With You - Beatles
I'm Only Shitting - Beatles
I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Shitting - Sting
I'm Still Shitting - Elton John
Instant Shit - John Lennon
It's Only Shit - Bryan Adams/Tina Turner
It's Probably Shit - Sting
It's Raining Shit - The Weathergirls
I've Been In Shit Before - Cutting Crew
I've Been Thinking About Shit - Londonbeat
Jessie's Shit - Rick Springfield
Junior's Shit - Wings
Keep On Loving Shit - REO Speedwagon
Keep Your Shit To Yourself - Georgia Satellites
King Of Shit - The Police
Learning To Shit - Pink Floyd
Let Her Shit - Hootie & The Blowfish
Let's Go Shit - Prince
Let's Shit Together - Tina Turner
Little Shit - Fleetwood Mac
Living In Shit - James Brown
Love Is Like A Shit - Donnie Iris
Lucky Shit - Madonna
Mad About Shit - Belinda Carlisle
Magic Shit - The Who
Mama Told Me Not To Shit - Three Dog Night
Mary Jane's Last Shit - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
A Matter Of Shit - Billy Joel
Modern Shit - David Bowie
Money For Shit OR Shit For Nothing - Dire Straits
Monster Shit - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
Morning Shit - Sheena Easton
My Baby Loves Shit - White Plains
New Age Shit - Deadeye Dick
The Next Time I Shit - Peter Cetera/Amy Grant
No Shit - Michael Penn
Oh Shit - Steve Perry
The Old Shit Down The Road - John Fogerty
One Good Shit - Peter Cetera
One Lonely Shit - REO Speedwagon
One More Shit - Phil Collins
One Shit Leads To Another - The Fixx
Ooh Ooh Shit - Pat Benatar
Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Shit) - Pet Shop Boys
Ordinary Shit - Duran Duran
Owner Of A Shitty Heart - Yes
People Are Shit - Depeche Mode
Perfect Shit - Scritti Politti
Pictures Of Shit - The Who
Planet Shit - Duran Duran
Pour Some Shit On Me - Def Leppard
The Power Of Shit - Celine Dion
Saturday Night's Alright For Shitting - Elton John
The Shape Of My Shit - Sting
She Blinded Me With Shit - Thomas Dolby
She Loves Shit - Beatles
Shit Around The World - Lisa Stansfield
Shit As A Weapon - Pat Benatar
Shit At Midnight - Honeydrippers
Shit Before I Die - Robbie Williams
Shit City - Jan & Dean
Shit Don't Come Easy - Ringo Starr
The Shit From New York City - Manhattan Transfer
The Shit I Love - R.E.M.
Shit In A Lifetime - Talking Heads
Shit In My Pocket - Alanis Morissette
The Shit Inside The Man - Tom Cochrane & Red Rider
Shit In The Evening - Paul Simon
Shit In The Morning - Robert Palmer
Shit In The Sand - Belinda Carlisle
Shit In The USA - Bruce Springsteen
Shit Is Forever - Arcadia
The Shit Is Over - Survivor
Shit Is The Seventh Wave - Sting
Shit Like A Man - Frankie Valli & The 4 Seasons
Shit Like An Egyptian - The Bangles
The Shit Must Go On - Three Dog Night
Shit Naturally - Beatles
The Shit Of Summer - Don Henley
Shit Of The Moment - Asia
Shit Of The Tiger - Survivor
Shit On Fire - Bryan Adams
Shit On My Mind - Willie Nelson
Shit On The Corner - Genesis
The Shit On The Hill - Beatles
Shit On The Roof - The Drifters
Shit On The Soles Of Her Shoes - Paul Simon
Shit Through The Night - Cyndi Lauper
Shit To The World - Three Dog Night
Shit Too Deep - Genesis
The Shit We Do For Love - 10cc
Shit Will Happen - Elvis Costello
Shittier Than The Rest - Bruce Springsteen
Shitting By The Pool - Dire Straits
Shitting In The Dark - Bruce Springsteen
Shitting In The Dirt - Peter Gabriel
Shitting In The Street - Martha & The Vandellas
Shitting In Your Sleep - The Romantics
Shitting On The Moon - The Police
Shitting With Myself - Billy Idol
Shitting With Tears In My Eyes - Ultravox
Shitty Days - Pratt & McClain
Shitty Garden - Elton John
Shitty Girlfriend - The Monkees
Shitty Kind Of Love - Phil Collins
Shitty Laundry - Don Henley
Shitty Love Songs - Wings
Shitty Ol' Night - John Mellencamp
Should I Shit Or Should I Go - The Clash
Sidewalk Shittin' - Jan & Dean
So Shitty - The Police
Some Guys Have All The Shit - Rod Stewart
Stop And Take The Time To Smell The Shit - Ringo Starr
Stray Cat Shit - Stray Cats
Stuck With Shit - Huey Lewis & The News
Sunday Shitty Sunday - U2
Take A Giant Shit - The Monkees
That Shit You Do - The Wonders
That's What Shit Is For - Amy Grant
Things Can Only Get Shittier - Howard Jones
Too Much Shit On My Hands - Styx
Wake Me Up Before You Shit - Wham!
We're Not Gonna Take Shit - Twisted Sister
What Have I Done To Deserve Shit? - Pet Shop Boys/Dusty Springfield
What's Love Got To Do With Shit - Tina Turner
When Doves Shit - Prince
Who Will Save Your Shit - Jewel
Why Can't I Have Shit - The Cars
Working Class Shit - John Lennon
You Ain't Seen Shit Yet - Bachman Turner Overdrive
You Belong To The Shitty - Glenn Frey
You Can't Do Shit - Beatles
You Can't Hurry Shit - Phil Collins
You Don't Know How Shit Feels - Tom Petty
You Don't Know Shit - Ray Charles
You Don't Own Shit - Lesley Gore
You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Shit - Beastie Boys
You Make Me Feel Like Shit - Leo Sayer (funnier than "Shitting")
You Should Be Shitting - Bee Gees
You Wear Shit Well - Rod Stewart
Your Mother Should Shit - Beatles
You've Got To Hide Your Shit Away - Beatles

OMG that was fun!

Holy shit! What a list, TripleJ!

[lora]

I'll try to think of a few to add. I apologize if these have already been listed. I'm sure to have overlooked several on TripleJ's list!

Does He Love Shit - Reba McEntire and Linda Davis
Promise Of A New Shit - Paula Abdul
Forever Your Shit - Paula Abdul
The Shit - Celine Dion
My Shit Will Go On - Celine Dion
I Hate Shit Then I Love Shit - Celine Dion and Pavarotti
I Wanna Shit With Somebody - Whitney Houston
I'm Your Shit Tonight - Whitney Houston
Forever Shit - Reba McEntire
Baby Shit - Beyonce
Blue Shit - Stevie Nicks
Edge of Shit - Stevie Nicks
Is It Shit - Bette Midler
Everything's Coming Up Shit - Bette Midler
Shit On Me (Instead of Lean On Me...it's been done by several artists)
Song Of Shit - Bette Midler
Somewhere In My Shit - Bette Midler

I keep finding myself chuckling right in the middle of writing this!

Shit Garden - Stevie Nicks
If You Ever Did Shit - Stevie Nicks and Sheryl Crow
If Anyone Falls In Shit - Stevie Nicks
I'll Shit - Reba McEntire
Simply The Shit - Tina Turner
Shit Me A River - Barbra Streisand or Justin Timberlake (two different songs though)
Gypsys, Tramps, and Shit - Cher
Fall From Shit - Stevie Nicks
Fallin' Out Of Shit - Reba McEntire
She Thinks His Name Was Shit - Reba McEntire

Here's one I'm especially ashamed of: Shit Parade - Judy Garland